Wrong Number Honey

Ag tawag ang lalaki sa anang kabaanot… “Hi Honey! a miss takaw animan I called u” – Sabat ang babai… “Ang ka sweet ka ra ingan! 5 minutes ago asisilag kaw kanaken. U not angry anymore?” – Pangalot ang lalaki sa anang barot… “Ohh shit! ang mali reman akeng dial.”

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3 thoughts on “Wrong Number Honey

  1. Kilikog

    Txt Message: Wanted girlfriend na nag Papazaload
    Reply: Sino kabang hayop ka?
    Txt Message: Sori kuya, wrong send.

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  2. Lato

    si tinoy ag text sa anang papa nga bakla…
    tinoy: luv, last load ko na ito, paki load ako…
    bakla: ara problema luv, elata lamang…
    after 1 minute ag text si bakla…
    bakla: luv musta, a resebe mo akeng pasa load kanimo???
    tinoy text bak: who u????

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  3. Diony Garcia

    si misis kabeg na ang cell phone i mister…

    misis : hoy! sinong “baby” dia nga ag text kanimo?
    mister: aw dan ameng kumpay… lalaki dan “baby” lamang anang aran.
    misis: sabata! ag text indi kuno madayon indong “date” dadi tenged ing abutan anang rigla ang diablo!!!

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