I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into melancholic mood of coldness and before you realize, it has consumed you even before you have consumed it. Empty. Hollow. Bitter. Then again, you crave for another cup. Just like love. – Inday nga kaiban ni nay onsay, aga emote sa Starbucks.
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another inday joke –
amo 1: inday, ayamo ang ka tinglo imong kolit asta ang ka seksi kaw?
amo 2: siguro papaya soap imong ing gagamit asta aga inem kaw fitrum.
amo 1: saben kalamansi imong pampaputi….
inday: NO! “ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN, WHO TOUCHES YOURS?”
asensado ron talaga si inday….hae! hae! hae!
inday:
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Bungga ka DAY!!!
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INDAY II
JEEPNEYDRIVER: hoy! bkit sais lang ang binayad mo? syete na ang pamasahe ngayon!
INDAY: i am currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institutioin. Therefore, i am a student and, by this fact, i am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why i provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law, as stated in the fare matrix.
DRIVER: aww!!!
HEHEHEHE…
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Si Inday DH sa Hongkong ig siyempre pag sa abroad kaw ren export quality…Maliag y kon kakaelam kaw ag limeg y English. Mi nakilala tana sa Hongkong nga DH da ig naging very close sanda. Dorong tio (aso) sa balay y anang tangay ay somoro ex pat anang amo. Pirmi sanda naga pamasyar kada off sanda ig bali seled ig lua tana ren lamang doto sa balay y anang tanagy…Isarang Dominggo (day off) ag balik tana sa anang tangay ig diretso y abrian ang gate…Ara tana kaelam nga anang tanagy mi ing asikaso nga importante animan ara ren ka paelam kanana..Pag seled na ing gukudan tana lagi y ang mga tio ig nakagat anang kalilies…Tenged Egnlish ang tao sa seled isip tana maintras aga dalagan kung pasamoro na y tatranslate sa English ang “TULONG!!!! KINAKAGAT NG MGA ASO ANG AKING PANTALON”…Nakaisip tana ig ugyaw si Inday…..HELP!!!!!ASOSASYON KAGATS MY PANTALITY!!!!!
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