Joke of the day: Untitled From Bagasay

Nanay: dodoy, si maria ren lamang imong pangasawaen. dan andang pamilya mga mayad asta isara pa malapad andang kaniogan.

Dodoy: ay ilam nanay, iwanen ta ra ang mi malapad nga kaniogan? ay imong pagpabetang ako kudkudan?

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Miss Gabayan: Mr. Perfecto Ustares, define Physics.

Pecto: Physics – is when the kuday enters the sarading, the lock physics and traps the kuday inside.

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Maestra: Tecla Bantog, how old are you?

Tecla: (aga isip, anono kabay ang aga panaw sa dose?) aw ma’m, i’m walking to twelve.

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