Joke of the day: Scientific Name of Bayawak

AMANPULO, 2003: Pool Attendant si AGENG ang mga tiempong datu. Isara sa amueng naging guests duto, saca familia sanda, ang ag tinir kurang-kurang sa darwa ka domingo. Ang libayen sa darwa ka bata, aga edad walo (8) ca dagon; durong ka diwal. Indi maubusan istorya, indi maubusan pakiman.
Isarang beses, mi saca BAYAWAK nga a kanwang-kanwang marapit sa “swimming pool”. Dalagan a parapit ang bata ki Ageng, pakiman tana:

GUEST: “Is it a lizard? Is it a lizard”
AGENG: “Yes, it is!!! That’s a MONITOR LIZARD..”
GUEST: What is its SCIENTIFIC NAME?
(Sus, a gulpian si Ageng!!! Malay na ra dan, ay datung tiempo anang BIOLOGY Subject ki Mrs. Palao [asawa ni Bro. Laude] duto sa PCAT, dian tana durong ka ruya! Sayod si KutapDi dian.)

Tay mayad lamang, dang mga tiempong dan, naintindian na ren da
ang sarabien nga “THE SHOW MUST GO ON”. Kaministiran “NO DULL MOMENTS”… Dali-dali sabat si Ageng….

AGENG: Its SCIENTIFIC NAME??? AMANPULOS BAYAWAKUS….

Talikod ang bastek. Ara limeg-limeg. Medio aga isip kung ma-paret tana o indi sa yng ku’on ni Ageng!!! )

[Contributed by: AGENG]

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